Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

by Word boi December 3, 2018

slutty swindle

The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.

I think Tiffany is plotting to pull off a Slutty Swindle on me tonight.

by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017