Sagger

An adjective or noun. It can mean anything from a saggy chenus. To a paperclip.

My sagger was dangling low to the floor.

by Crispy1028 June 3, 2010

Sagger Pance

See Furio fan, dangerpants, Los Pantalones peligro, happy, Captain Pootie, etc.

Sagger Pance is a roboposting dick.

by CaptainPootie February 12, 2004

sagger

A person who ignores your messages all the time. No matter how many times you will text them they will most likely give you no response. Saggers are usually active everywhere on social media but still won't care enough to reply you anyways.

Person1: I have texted Matt such a spam yet he still isn't replying even though he's clearly active and making posts!
Person2: Jeez what a sagger.

by ice_bear December 14, 2019

Sagger

N.

One who sags.

V.

The act of making someone sag

OMG!!!!!!! Ur grandmas such a sagger because of her SAGGAY BOOBAYS

by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS November 30, 2004

sagger

A diaper fetishist, espcially one who enjoys defecating or urinating in nappies.

I discuss the absorbency of different diaper brands with other saggers on an internet forum.

by Sproingy April 22, 2005

dagger sagger

a single male in his mid 40s who get his jollies off while sitting on his butt in a coffee shop playing dungeons and dragons while announcing his gaming strategy loud enough for all to hear.

Joel: "I cant believe those guys are playing D & D in Caribou right now."
Andy : "I know! I guess they have nothing better to do."
Cody: "They're just a bunch of Dagger Saggers talking and laughing about their next Dagger Sagger convention at Starbucks next Monday."

by J Blizzard, Codeman and A-Ross July 6, 2010

sagger baggers

A pair of breasts normally from a obese woman.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen (insert name)'s tits?
Person 2: Yeah. A real pair of sagger baggers.
Person 1: Yep.

by StretZy May 20, 2016