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Sussex

The type of sex that makes you very suspicious and nervous. Suss sex
He ran his hands down my body and I panicked because I was about to get Sussex. I hate suss sex
by Duchess of Dumb Barton January 13, 2020
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sussexual

The sexual and romantic attraction to among us characters.
Did you hear about Zach? He just came out as sussexual..
by among us haters April 26, 2021
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Duds of Sussex

Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
by US Citizens July 7, 2023
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sussery

Lady was only social and making friends with Lauren so that she could get her foot into the community and Lauren's circle of friends. One by one she followed and messaged friends within the circle, only to stop being friendly with Lauren, who she no longed needed to use. Straight up sussery.
by phonylady December 21, 2021
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Duchess Of Sussex

A title bestowed as a gift, by Queen Elizabeth II, to her ungrateful grandson's liar wife.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
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Sussex Psycho

A person who trolls social media to cyber stalk and bully anyone who criticizes Meghan Markle negatively. They are part of the terror group,Meghan Markle is funding and supporting, called the Sussex Squad to carry out cyber attacks on people who talk about her.
This Sussex Psycho should be investigated by Homeland Security.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
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Sussely

A lovely girl who's funny and has short temper. She is very beautiful and hot. She knows how to have a good time and will love you to death. She will care for you till she can't. She will also punch and poke you a lot
by Sussely July 17, 2017
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