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dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!
by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022
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Dickcheez Surprise

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey
When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise
by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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