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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The feeling a animal owner gets when feeling the tactile sensation of petting a cat or a dog that causes the owner overwhelming amounts of baby talking to said animal from touch or sight of petting and cuddling
Girl omg ur cat Lucy is so cute I love her

Guy yeah I guess you could she really creates a simpsation lol
by anonymous November 26, 2025
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PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS

The sum of two singular expressions which intuitively makes sense but the PLURAL is never conclusive and because of that in the first place both SINGULARS ARE INACCURATE to reach the PLURAL which is there where the paradox formation occurs.

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27 D.27 O.28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38 C.38 U.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46 Y.47 K.51 J.52 M.53 V.66 X.68 Z.72

In this example the SUMMATIONS individually of EACH CIRCLE comes very close in EQUALING TOTAL DEGREES IN A CIRCLE but the PLURAL itself is 153 DEGREES OFF.
CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE CIRCLE.358

CIRCLES.217

THE PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS of CIRCLE in the SINGULAR form does not lead to the SUMMATIONS in the PLURAL FORM.

The PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS CIRCLE CIRCLE.358 almost equals the number of DEGREES in a CIRCLE by using the two PLURAL taken each ELEMENT SEPARATELY IF you counted each CIRCLE as a DEGREE it indeed would EQUAL 360 DEGREES as if counting the TWO DEGREES OF FREEDOM.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE May 8, 2021
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