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suck start a leaf blower

you can tell a girl gives mad head/blowjobs only by her appearance
Josh: “yo mia can suck start a leaf blower
Eli: “nigga youve never even gotten head
by whotfisricky April 7, 2019
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Sucktastrophic

Adj. Of, relating to, or involving a catastrophically inane, boring, or "sucky" experience or event totally devoid of entertainment value.

Origin: a combination of "suck" and "catastrophic"
"The game could totally suck. Girls, cocktails, and girls are a good safety net of entertainment. Trust me, I've seen sucktastrophic Super Bowl games."
by Vin_from_Chicago February 1, 2009
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cuckstarter

a person who trolls others by using their opinions as fact. Cognitive dissonance is their comfort zone. They are masterful trend followers and have no logical reasoning skills. They are also the smartest person in the room because of a liberal arts degree.
"Wow, hurricane Harvey really did some damage!"

"I bet it was President Trump making racist hurricanes."

"How does he have anything to do with this natural disaster?"

"You're obviously a racist, too."

"You have such a way with words. I could see you changing the world. Where can I donate to you cuckstarter account?"
by G2Barbour September 8, 2017
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sucketary

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!
I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!
by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020
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suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
by Marc February 14, 2004
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Sucktastic

When something sucks so bad that it enters the realm of the fantastic.
Shit! My wallets gone.The fucking sucktastic.
by bonghole October 9, 2008
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Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.
Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.
by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021
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