Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night
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Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."
by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010
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suffocating banana

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.
1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!
by LouiseTheCheese July 4, 2007
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Wise words. Listen to me.
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.
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Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
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Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them
My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation
by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019
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