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Strawberry Creams

Sir English: 'check out that girl across the room'
Zak: 'Ya, what about her?'
Sir English: 'jolly...what lovey strawberry creams she's got on her'
by Lordie English February 4, 2010
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Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005
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Strawberry Cream Pie

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.
Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.
by Lobstah Man2 July 11, 2010
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strawberry cream cheese

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs
Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.
by Tashjian November 17, 2003
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Strawberry Cream Slush

The act of having sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculating inside her, and the making her squirt.
Dude, I totally gave that girl a strawberry cream slush last night.
by J0HND03 February 15, 2015
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strawberry cream pie

when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
by T-Bone666 March 4, 2009
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Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
by Aisman January 7, 2011
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