Straightgay

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

Straightly Straight

This individual is solely focused one the opposite sex. Gay thoughts have never tempted this person in any form or fashion.

You never even thought about men like that? Say bro, you are straightly straight!

by Anbu Dior February 3, 2008

Straightlord

The straightest person of all time.

''Is Mateo gay or straight?''
''Oh he's a straightlord ''

by Hellomr.goodbye November 22, 2019

Straightforkaworu

Straightforkaworu is 1. The best mutual ever 2. Not a Necrophiliac 3. A Crona and Gabi Stan 4. Great at not making Death Jokes

Did you hear Straightforkaworu is the best mutual ever

by Aj why is Crona my Fav March 10, 2021

Straightgay

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.

Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.

by BearDoc July 26, 2023

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016

Straighty 180

A noob, dweeb or geek that plays everything by the rules, knows every book off by heart, but is a total douche bag in society.

1) Matt: Hey, how come Peter never comes out to party with us anymore?
Jane: He's stuck in his room doing his english papers. He's such a fucking straighty 180.

2) Phil: Daym, I can't believe Mya's going out with that douche bag. She's way too hot for him!
Matt: Doode, what do you expect? He's studying law. Fucking striahgty 180.

by zi-dawg July 28, 2009