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stork

(1) ' n. A large wading bird with long legs and a long beak of the family Ciconiidae. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) ' According to European folklore, the stork is responsible for bringing babies to new parents. The legend is very ancient, but was popularised by a 19th-century Hans Christian Andersen story called "The Storks". '

-- Wikipedia { en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Stork#Storks_and_childbirth }
EXAMPLE:

' Harry's wife, Grace, was stretched out on a chaise longue . . . She was smoking a small cigar in a long holder made from the legbone of a stork. A stork was a large European bird, about half the size of a Bermuda Ern. Children who wanted to know where babies came from were sometimes told that they were brought by storks. People who told their children such a thing felt that their children were too young to think intelligently about {sex}.

' And there were actually pictures of storks delivering babies on birth announcements and in cartoons and so on, for children to see . . .

' Dwayne Hoover and Harry LeSabre saw pictures like that when they were very little boys. They believed them, too. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (pages 162 - 163).
by Dinkum August 28, 2013
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Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'
The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009
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Storking

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.
by lylu May 25, 2015
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the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from
Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
by bojzzle April 17, 2006
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Storked

1. Verb.

When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.

To be storked, to get storked.
"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."
by divadwilson October 28, 2008
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stork

Stupid-Dork. Origionally combined to create a word that could be written on someones hand without them knowing it was an insult.
Man, ur a stork!
by Lydi April 29, 2004
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Storking

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.
That bikini is absolutely storking.
by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022
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