Stevie Wonder

When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.

"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"

by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009

No Stevie Wonder

another way of saying no wonder, except using the famous Stevie Wonder as an example of saying you can be blind and still see what's going on.

First Guy: Hey it's raining
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...

Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money

Rapper Gudda Gudda;

I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,

by youngmoney999 December 15, 2009

Stevie Wonder

when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings

I couldn’t stand my ex so I STEVIE WONDERED that bitch

by Joey82711 January 10, 2018

Stevie Wonder

The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.

Yo, my girl gonna get the "Stevie Wonder" tonight when I shoot my man juice across her eyes.

by TheJackel11 November 9, 2021

The Stevie Wonder

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes

she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night

by green onion January 15, 2009

Stevie Wonder

When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.

"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.

by E--Dub and A High August 1, 2009

Stevie Wonder

When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.

Bob: I think I knocked out that girl's teeth giving her a Stevie Wonder.

Shawn: (High five)!

by Viesel Dan Weebs October 23, 2011