stevie wonder 

The head bob unknowingly performed by a person resisting falling asleep, normally caused by sever boredom. The head roll mimics the movements of the legendary musical performer.

Mike: Did you see Tim Stevie Wonder that lunch and learn?

Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.

stevie wonder by jabronez July 26, 2010

Stevie Wonder 

When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.

"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"

Stevie Wonder by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009

No Stevie Wonder 

another way of saying no wonder, except using the famous Stevie Wonder as an example of saying you can be blind and still see what's going on.

First Guy: Hey it's raining
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...

Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money

Rapper Gudda Gudda;

I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,

No Stevie Wonder by youngmoney999 December 15, 2009

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

the stevie wonder complex by snootch87 August 19, 2008

Stevie Wonder bite 

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.

Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."

Stevie Wonder bite by joshua beans November 29, 2012

Stevie Wonder 

when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings

I couldn’t stand my ex so I STEVIE WONDERED that bitch

Stevie Wonder by Joey82711 January 10, 2018

Stevie Wonder 

The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.

Yo, my girl gonna get the "Stevie Wonder" tonight when I shoot my man juice across her eyes.

Stevie Wonder by TheJackel11 November 9, 2021