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Stiffy Stopper

1) When the male has an erection, to lift and place under belt buckle avoiding a buldge and obvious embarrasment.

2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
Guy: dude I was walking through town and this hot girl walked past with major clevage! I got an instant hard on but I did the stiffy stopper so no one could see!
by Lord Dude May 18, 2010
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Stiffy Sniffer

male/female who loves and is considered to be a connoisseur in the fragrance of an erect penis
A: "whats up with chris he's always nosing around someone's bell end"
B: "yea, he's a stiffy sniffer"
by donkey hung February 18, 2010
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Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public
Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy
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stiffy-stuff

|The act of putting in an up right position under the elastic waist band of shorts/sweatpants to hide an erection.
The boy had gotten aroused when seeing his stepmothers mid drift so he a had to stiffy-stuff his erection in his shorts.
by poopsackle January 8, 2016
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Steffystuff

Some boss bitch sugarmama supermom superheroloveshit that never even stop flowing

Besties dream girl with that ass he always loved so much that he got and wifed up because he knowswhatsup
Some none of my business shit my bestie better be doing to my Beststephanie before she goes to be a bossbitch all day to sugarmama him up
Holy shit sorry lock the fucking door when you weirds are all doing steffystuff!
by The little friend November 26, 2025
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Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021
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