Stalking

When two people go for a romantic walk but only one of them knows.

See, they're going for a romantic walk but she doesn't seem to notice him. He must be stalking her then

by Bwitney January 23, 2018

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

organized stalking

A system of organized psychological terror tactics used against a person who has become an enemy of an individual or a government. Subtle but effective techniques of stalking by multiple individuals and psychological intimidation and manipulation are used to slowly but surely drive the target to make complaints to authorities who will see the complaints as bogus because of the methods used against the target. As a result, the target gets labelled as mentally ill.

There are as many stalking tactics as there are targets as the multistalkers will tailor the stalking to the individuals habits and individual personality. Some common examples or organized stalking are: following the target on foot, by car and public transportation, crowding the target's space in a public place, murmuring insults under the breath so only the target can hear, sitting in the car outside the target's residence, starting "fights" in public with the target, doing "skits" on the street which involves information only the target should know but has been found out via surveillance of the target, stealing and vandalism of the target's possesions.

by samaritan September 9, 2006

Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.

Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?

by Spökmacka July 22, 2010

mr stark i dont feel so good

after the purple guy snaps his fingers and you start to turn to dust

Purple Guy: *snaps fingers*
Spider: mr stark i dont feel so good
Iron: Fuck

by tonystank June 3, 2018

Stankin' Bae

When you're having anal sex in the back of an early 2000's blue Ford Taurus and you can't get past the ass cheeks.

Elliot, you might wanna stay away from that part of Spencer County. I get a lot of reports of people stankin' bae from that part of town.

by Hugh Mungus Bolner January 3, 2017

front-stalking

when a stalker cleverly positions themself in front of the stalkee, continuing in the same direction so as to appear normal

"That guy always seems to be in front of me."

"Maybe he is front-stalking you."

by bbubbols October 2, 2009