Staphisticated

A stupid person who thinks that they are smart or sophisticated

Dude #1: Man, Andrew thinks he's so smart, but he's a freaking retard.
Dude #2: Yeah, he's so Staphisticated

by ThyDungeonman August 28, 2010

stapo

dirty little teacher no elbow likes cock!

your a stapo

by mario November 18, 2003

staphanie

Staphanie is a girl who sucks to much dick and that needs a life

Girl:omg staphanie sucks to much dick. Girl2:i know rightt

by Chicken215 September 26, 2017

staphperson

A "toxic" employee in a store, office, or factory who creates a sickening environment for everyone around him.

Having a staphperson join your employment-team is indeed a horrid burden for everyone else, but it also provides an excellent excuse to call back that headhunter who contacted you the other day.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

StaphWater

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.

StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 27, 2019

StaphWater

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

stapher

poopoopeepee

stapher can really poopoopeepee

by chunkeypoofy349 January 9, 2021