When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.

I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

alien squirter by paulgoodmanisgay May 11, 2015

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purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

purple headed yogurt squirter by Paul__C January 17, 2009

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cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

cooter squirter by M and M January 13, 2008

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Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

Squirter Sumerta by Evidentary October 1, 2014

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