Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Squid Kiss

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022

squid game

people dying and shit

person 1: squid game is fuckin easy its just childrens play
person 2: well uh yeah

by gamescape or something October 9, 2021

Squid Limbs

That post-orgasm feeling where your legs give up being legs.

"Bro she was so tight I got total squid limbs"

by andieee October 8, 2014

Squibbly

Something gross and kind of icky.

I love my BF, but his habit of eating half a banana in the evening and leaving the rest until the next day, is totally squibbly.

by Verity4Harry October 22, 2013

squibblewots

A duel of trivia about the history of England. Loser has to drink luke warm tea.

I’m not afraid to engage in a gentleman’s squibblewots match if you do not release her from your clutches!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017