square head

German person, reference to WWII nazi soldiers helmets.

'have you met Jurgen?'
'who? oh, the square head....'

by geemeister November 19, 2004

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Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

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square head

Drew Bligh Dobson, the most slack and dumb person actually living, who knew that if u had that much space in your head that you could be that dumb, but look at drew i say no more......

Drew Bligh Dobson - Square Headed Indavidual With Orange Features

by The Concerned Citizan April 19, 2005

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Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh February 07, 2016

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Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 07, 2017

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