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spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle
"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"
by bevbah April 20, 2009
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Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.
After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.
by ic800m May 1, 2016
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Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.
"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019
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1. The only meeting that matters in the US Army Logistics universe. The weekly internal synchronization where the baddest, most brilliant logisticians in theater—specifically those operating at the Theater Sustainment Command (TSC) or Expeditionary Sustainment Command (ESC) Support Operations (SPO) level in places like Kuwait—meet to maintain total dominance over the supply chain management, planning, coordinating, synchronizing, and monitoring all operational-level sustainment operations across the entire theater

2. A highly structured gathering of logistical masterminds who operate simultaneously as expert firefighters (putting out existing logistical "fires" with surgical precision), proactive fire marshals (stopping small fires before they rage out of control), and strategic fire prevention specialists (using future-focused planning to prevent "shit shows" across the entire area of responsibility).

3. Etymology: A clever play on the traditional definition of "spuddle" (achieving nothing) by people who actually achieve everything. The name is an ironic title for the most effective meeting of the week: the SPO Huddle, where all planning, execution, and sustainment operations are aligned to ensure the entire force is ready, resourced, and unstoppable.
“Did you catch that new priority movement requirement?”
“Nah, bring it up at the Spuddle. We’ll squash that issue like a bug and go over the fire prevention plan for next quarter.”
by OCP FNG December 8, 2025
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