Spitecation

A spitecation is when you are solely taking a vacation because your family or friends thought you shouldn’t. Reason for someone not wanting you to take a vacation could be due to jealousy, codependency, or really believing you don’t have the right to get away.

I am going on a spitecation because nobody thought I should go.

by Cookie1953 November 8, 2022

SPITDATE!

The act of watching SPITTAKELIVE! with another person, often a significant other.

Partner 1: Yo, wanna have a SPITDATE! ?
Partner 2: Sure, I love seeing the bits that happen on stream.

by GodHatesCaleb January 27, 2023

Spitgate

Similar to pizzagate or any other useless scandal that has a -gate suffix, but one that ensues, as the name suggests, when someone spits on the bathroom floor at the office or warehouse where you work.

At my work Gary said spitgate will not be under investigation

by Sexydimma March 9, 2025

Spitgate

Any scandal that occurs when someone, you guessed it, spits on the bathroom floor of your office washroom.

My foreman Gary: spitgate will not be under investigation

by Sexydimma March 10, 2025

Spitgate

a -gate suffix worthy scandal that occurs when someone spits on the bathroom floor at your warehouse or office where you work.

At the warehouse where I work Gary said spitgate will not be under investigation

by Sexydimma March 15, 2025

Spitgate

A useless scandal that starts when, you guessed it, someone spits on the bathroom floor of the factory or warehouse where you work.

My manager said spitgate will not be under investigation

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

Spitgate

Similar to any -gate suffix scandal, it's, you guessed it, a scandal that develops when someone spits on the bathroom floor of the office or factory where you work

Why is spitgate not under investigation at the factory where I work?

by Sexydimma April 10, 2025