When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them
Usually telling someone to annoy them
Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell
Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell
Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn
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Get the Spiritually mug.SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.
SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.
Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
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i just don’t fw oat milk. it’s spiritually chipotle. honestly, i’d take dairy over coworker milk any day.
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Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.
Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
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B: "The Life of a Showgirl? Yeah, I did. It was spiritually Israeli."
B: "The Life of a Showgirl? Yeah, I did. It was spiritually Israeli."
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