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Speedball

1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use

2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell

Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?

Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin

2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.

Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
by the crimson chinn August 17, 2009
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One of wakeboarding's most revered maneuvers, invented by Darin Shapiro. The Speedball is a heelside double front flip. Normally done off of the Double Up, the rider rotates twice before landing.
If Shapiro hits the Speedball, kiss this competition goodbye.
by Crew Middle Fork September 26, 2004
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cupping your hand around your anus, farting into it, closing your hand around said fart then transferring the fart from your anus to someone else's face for smelling purposes.
I was having such a fun time at that party until Barney gave me a speedball. It tasted like sardines and sour milk. That kids gotta change his diet.
by brykind April 2, 2010
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To cup one's fart in your hand and open it over an unsuspecting friend's nose.
Cody, Landon won't shut up, hit him with a speedball.
by Kellen Rust February 11, 2005
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A drink made from a combination of a stimulant (i.e., redbull) with a depressant (i.e., vodka), usually very strong.
"whoa man, I was speedballing at that party last night- I was so out of it!"
by sarah c-s January 3, 2008
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1. A potenially lethal concoction of heroin & cocaine, usually done intraveneously.

2. A potentially lethal but yummy delight of fried pork & BBQ pork from Lemon Arbor in Barbados.
Boy1: Im bored Mom
Mom: Go speedball your way out of boredom.

Boy1: I'm hungry
Girl3: I here at Lemon Arbor speedballing..CAWBLEHH i ain gaw teh you!!!
by TheLolBoss February 27, 2014
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An IV injection of Crack cocaine and heroin. Sometimes just normal cocaine and heroin.
I'ma cook me up a speedball.
by Harribooo February 4, 2021
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