Rectal Spasm

When ecto gunk explodes from the rear.

"Dayum, I was just chillin, mindin mah own business, when all of a sudden I had a rectal spasm! That shiz is messy!"

by Squaddeh June 21, 2012

ghost spasm

Mixing ambien and cocaine

I may mix ambien and cocaine, that's called ghost spasm, but I never mix business and pleasure.

by Herabeara January 28, 2019

cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 25, 2007

O-spasm

Noun (sometimes a verb, depends on how cool you are) Synonym for orgasm, only FAR MORE INTENSE!!!!

"Hey man, did you make her have an O-spasm last night?"
"No"
"You suck"
"I know *sadface*"

by gomezmeister October 3, 2009

grey spasm

where the teacher suffers from sudden spasms of course language lasting .9 of a second.

an example of a grey spasm would be when a teacher talks and someone talks over her, a spasm to that would be: 'jezuzfukincrist'.

EVERY spazm must consist of either F or a Vowel x4

by davidfallenangel November 20, 2006

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009