Spaniards

Spanish people who invaded the American part, (today called the United States) in the A.D. 1565.
Ugha Ugh! Run to the hills!!1!1 The spaniards are comming!
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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spaniard

A person from Spain who can never shut up or at least talk quietly.
The male is a mix of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza: he is obsessed with food and sees the world as it best suits his ego. Intellectual honesty, reason and empiricism are alien concepts to him. He enjoys ham, alcohol, and domestic violence.
The female is much like the male although unsurprisingly she does not enjoy domestic violence. Female Spaniards are also fantastic in bed, if and when they stop talking.
Both sexes are ferociously proud of what Spain has given to the world, even if it is only the one book.
The non-Spaniard is the centre of his mother's world; the Spaniard is the centre of the world.
How does a Spaniard commit suicide? He jumps from his ego.
Look at all the Spaniards who have given the thumbs-down to this definition.
by ayayay April 06, 2008
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Spaniards

An epxression of suprise and annoyance at an unforseen occurence. Usually unrelated to the prescence of Hispanic people.
Spaniards! What the fuck's going on here boys?
by Pollock March 04, 2003
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Spaniard Movement

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.
I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.
by Spaniard (Maximus) January 06, 2011
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Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole
by Richard Inface December 05, 2010
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Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".
My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard
by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019
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Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."
by SpanishBull January 24, 2017
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