Somalia

A wild and lawless land where seafaring men go to seek their fortunes on the high sea's or take guns and women in the deserts as fearless warlords.Somalia is the last truly wild place in the world where you could either die a man or live long enough to see yourself become the warlord.

Man 1: I've had enough of this country. I'm going to Somalia.
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..

by jimmyG5066 December 5, 2017

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Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021

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Somalia

Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .

I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)

by Pæpæ September 25, 2019

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Khatumo Somalia

Khatumo Somalia is a reestablishment of the former anti-imperial Dhulbahante state called Darawiish. The Dhulbahante State of Darawiish had its capital at Taleh and was commanded by Ismail Mire.

she lives in Khatumo Somalia

by readyforthemoon55 February 14, 2020