Steak and Pussy Day 

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.

Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!

Steak and Pussy Day by The last God March 15, 2021

Steak and Blowjob Day 

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.

Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.

Steak and Blowjob Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

woman's steak 

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.

"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."

woman's steak by ecdaillest January 21, 2013

Trump Steak 

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".

My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.

Trump Steak by haloInverse May 15, 2016

steak pillow

This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.

Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.

steak pillow by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013

Brick City Steak-stick 

The practice of "cooking" a Slim Jim, or other dried meat stick, by using a cigarette lighter thereby giving it a nice smokey taste. Said to "taste just like steak ". Most commonly occurs withing the confines of an inner city urban setting.

Damn, Melvin's been cooking up that Slim Jim for ten mintues. That Brick City steak-stick gonna be banging

Brick City Steak-stick by ace789nj February 22, 2015

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

Powdered tube steak by Danjazone November 29, 2019