Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.
"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
by djbrandonjames April 16, 2010
I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!
by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003
when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder
Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!
by Brett Nielsen May 15, 2005
A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
by Dr Ike August 09, 2011
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal March 26, 2016
by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009
A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time
by kolakommando February 15, 2018