When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
by Scotty Nice November 07, 2019
A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011
"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"
by Feminist_Unicorn666 April 04, 2018
An annoying ass bitch/nigga who needs to stfu and learn their place when they speak.. Basically a whack ass person who need relevancy in their life.
by Chickenisonfire September 04, 2016
1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 23, 2015
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>If He/She.Unisex Blinks, I Will Snap, Crackle, Pop, Strike Pop Them As Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If He/She.Unisex Blinks, I Will Snap, Crackle, Pop, Strike Pop Them As Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 05, 2025