The tears of a smark.
To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.
To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.
Person 1: Did you hear that Roman Reigns won a match against Finn Balor for the Universal Championship?
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.
by Mongolmongol March 05, 2018
by Gremlin_King January 27, 2020
An obese, nerd, neckbeard, incel that demands WWE push vanilla midget indy jobbers like CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Nakamura, Adam Cole, Fergal, Dolph Ziggler. They deliberately cheer for the biggest losers on the roster like Mizdow and Ellsworth because they've got zero charisma and are the size of twigs. Yet these losers will boo guys with charisma and character. They use dumb phrases such as "work rate" and "technical wrestling" to justify hijacking shows to get midget jobbers pushed undeservedly. They can normally be seen with AEW merch on and "I'm a hugger" signs. You can also smell these people a mile off as they stink of cheeto dust and dry encrusted fecal matter. In their eyes Brock Lesnar should lose clean to Rockstar Spud because they're retards
Whatculture and Dave Meltzer are smarks
by Smarkbuster June 02, 2025