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Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
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Skippin

Essentially, it means bitchin'-but better
CeeLo Green's Christmas album is skippin
by skippin riz April 20, 2018
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Shopping Socks

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.
Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.
by Redboots November 5, 2010
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Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.
The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Skeppy

Skeppy is a ragga muffin i mean BaldBoyHalo sounds like he's 14 but he like turtles and thin crust pizza And a6d is a fresh man who likes Baguettes a lot and has big brain but let's be honest we all love them and they are all idots that need to stop Ping spoofing each others servers.
Skeppy: Hello NoodBoyHalo y are u pingspoofing?
BBH: OH MY GOODNESS!!
Skeppy: 14
BBH: I like cheesy fries 🔎🔎🔎
Skeppy: *Joins MunchyMC*
BBH: //UNDO!!!
Skeppy: *types* slash slash undo
*donation*:🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰
BBH: OH MY GOODNESS!!
by Smallslither November 8, 2019
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damn skippy

Not just yes, but HELL yes.
"Did you shoot the man who accosted your girlfriend?"
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."
by Frank Lash August 18, 2003
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