The event in which a man enters a situation where two women desperately want to fornicate with him. After considerable debate that cannot be resolved both women cut their losses, strip down and pursue to have a wild threesome with said lucky man.
Friend: So which one of those two girls did you hook up with last night, dude?
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.
by geezbisquit December 18, 2010
Get the skitterscatter mug.An unpaid internship which involves sexual contact between the intern and coworkers or supervisors. Frequently found in the adult film and internet pornography industries, but increasingly in large companies and corporate culture. Promoted as a unique way to gain experience in the workplace.
CEO: "I think that we need to get more skinterns in the office. I need something to help me relax between meetings."
Secretary: "I'll have HR put up some discrete postings for a skinternship."
Secretary: "I'll have HR put up some discrete postings for a skinternship."
by skinternship.org May 6, 2014
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A Shitternship is an internship which teaches you absolutely nothing, gets you nowhere by the time you've finished it and one where your spending your own money without getting paid.
Heres an example with fictional characters.
Bobby:I'm sick of this internship shit!
linda: Why whats wrong?
Bobby: All I've been doing is buying coffee for them with my own money, buying doughnuts for them with my own money and picking up their dry cleaning with my own money!. They haven't even paid me once!
Linda: ........Thats not an internship, thats a shitternship.
Bobby:.......I'm going to go kill myself.....
linda: If you do can I have your PS4?
Bobby: I hate you......
Bobby:I'm sick of this internship shit!
linda: Why whats wrong?
Bobby: All I've been doing is buying coffee for them with my own money, buying doughnuts for them with my own money and picking up their dry cleaning with my own money!. They haven't even paid me once!
Linda: ........Thats not an internship, thats a shitternship.
Bobby:.......I'm going to go kill myself.....
linda: If you do can I have your PS4?
Bobby: I hate you......
by Concept_Killer September 19, 2018
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