SKID MARK

A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 17, 2011

skid mark

an unclean brownish mark on one's underpants

If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

skid mark

n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.

Jim didn't wipe his butt thoroughly, for he had a massive skid mark in his underpants.

by The PEN15 club January 8, 2007

Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark

Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.

by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023

skid mark

shit stains

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

by John December 25, 2002

Skid marks

The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.

Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.

by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

skid mark

Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.

No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!

by Anonymous October 8, 2002