what you call someone who attracts ye wife that ye no longer cannot get with because ye act like a psychopath, trying to destroy yourself whilst destroying ye own credibility. crazy is what crazy does.

skete is what ye be doin, acting all crazy - acting like a clown, calling names and failing at attaining her. ye do not deserve her. crazy is what crazy does.

SKETE by enem-ye February 19, 2022

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Skete

A cool fly dude name Pete that treats your ex-wife better than you ever could and got her hooked like you couldn’t manage to do.

Even after having 4 kids with you, she was seemingly a lock but no you was too weird to keep a goddess and a Skete took dat up real-quick.

Skete by TrabNotrab March 9, 2022

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Skete

A nickname Ye (aka Kanye) gave Pete Davidson during his beef on Instagram.

Kanye: "Skete and Kim aren’t a good couple"
Everyone else: "no Kanye, they are."

Skete by iamjakegyllenhaalmom February 28, 2022

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Skete

Name for the guy who your ex rebounds with. Typically a more mentally healthy person with BDE. If your ex moves on with Skete it’s a good thing. He only dates the hottest chicks.

Man I guess I should have gotten help for my mental health and not dragged my wife all over the Internet when I was “Running for President” because she finally realized kids or no kids she could do better without me and filed for divorce a year ago and now that we are legally divorced she is dating Skete and I’m going to throw a hissy fit all over the Internet about it and make people who can’t even stand Kim love and respect her for putting up with me and likely keeping them from having to deal with me all the years she was.

Skete by RJTRJT March 14, 2022

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