The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"
2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.
3. Used as a diss
1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"
2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.
3. Used as a diss
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Get the foot size mug.The AlphaChads of a production based career or endeavor. A legendary sales god that moves weight like Pablo.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.
“Sam just crushed this cold call bro. Closed the dude like 4 times and got the deal back in house already signed by legal and ready to close.”
“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”
“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”
“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”
“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”
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Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
by Littlemissme May 16, 2013
Get the Travel Size Relationship mug.Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
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