Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

vinegar side

The side of your ball sac closet to your butthole.

Man there’s a smell coming from my downstairs. I believe it’s the vinegar side of my bean bag.

by Jmaktheknife February 14, 2018

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

sidevertisements

The annoying, and sometimes disgusting advertisements found on the side on myspace, and facebook pages, and is also mostly found while watching porn.

so i was on redtube, and ther was a plethera of bondage sidevertisements! ICK!

by la-x-man12 December 30, 2008

Sidevag

(noun) Common abbreviation of side vagina. This condition occurs when a girl's pants are too tight and as a result her nether lips are plainly visible at distance through the fabric.

Syn: camel toe

Damn, look at that bitch, she has enough sidevag to be the Grand Canyon!

Man, I gotta get me some of her sidevag!

Girl 1: How do these pants look on me?

Girl 2: Ummm... you totally have some sidevag going on.

Girl 1: Well shit, maybe I will actually get laid tonight now!

by MisterJakey April 4, 2009

sidevertisement

The way of showing an advertisement which is tilted on its side. (T.V. commercials, Print ads, Billboards, etc)

An effective way to get the attention of everyone.

Coined by UltaMagnetic Moe (UltraMagneticBlog.com)

That sidevertisement was so effective that I had to buy their product!

by UltraMagnetic Moe September 12, 2009