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Aggravated Shrubbery

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.
Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.
by Al Coon July 21, 2010
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Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.
"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"
by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009
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shrubbery

Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about.
"Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out."
by spammy June 26, 2003
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get scrubbed

When something unfortunate happens but it's hilarious. Such as someone falling or doing something clumsy.
Bob: "Did you hear that he forgot to clear his cache?"

Gordon: "Get scrubbed bro."
by brosidius June 6, 2016
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Quim Shrubbery

Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''
Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace
by Flooksy January 9, 2021
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Shrubbery

Pubic hair, especially trimmed and/or styled.
Some like it bare but I like a little shrubbery.
by weirdunclebob November 20, 2010
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scrubbed

when you don't make it to the laundry room fast enough and your wet clothes are sitting on top the washing machine.
Damn, I just got scrubbed by that bitch! She even touched my skivvies.
by bellyofthebeast April 22, 2011
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