Squart

When a woman farts following sex which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her vagina.

Honey that was such amazing sex. Ooops, I just squarted. Can you get me a towel?

by Squartlover January 9, 2010

squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

squart

When a person farts and excrement squeezes out as well. Can be used as a verb or a noun. Also known as a shart. A line in the movie "Along Came Polly" refers to this type of flatulence.

"Oh man I have to leave. I just squarted."

by J Dubya December 30, 2004

Shquirtly Temple

A sexual act in which the girl is on her period and squirts her squalene (natural vaginal lubricant) into a cup. The light red blood and lube looks like the famous drink: Shirley Temple

Jodi made me a Shquirtly temple in bed last night. I threw up everywhere and punched her in the face.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Squartle

Strangle to kill; squash to kill

Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!

by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017

Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

squarty jarty

What you become when you can't Imagine playing games during the week when you have exams and projects due.

Hey man, want to play CS:GO?

Nah, can't. I'm a Squarty Jarty.

by Wyceps April 15, 2020