Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021
Get the Samwise Shmuelmug. the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.
'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'
'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'
'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'
'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'
'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)
'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,
'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,
by adinosaur December 15, 2009
Get the shmuel moppetmug. Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
by levitating man April 3, 2024
Get the Shmuel Chasemug. 
by Sys69 June 7, 2022
Get the Shmuel Spectormug. Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
by levitating man April 3, 2024
Get the Shmuel Chasemug.