Shmammer Time

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.

Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"

by shmammertimeQueen March 13, 2011

Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

Shmammered

When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!

Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!

by Chicago60618guy March 11, 2022

shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015

Shmammered

So shit faced + hammered = shmammered

Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream

by Sick_sick_1_sinner666 September 14, 2022

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023