Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

shpongley

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing

man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"

by blackjobo June 8, 2020

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

slonkey

(slong'keh): noun
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).

Prime example of a slonkey: CDG

by YaBoi K-Fa May 9, 2007

Dirty Shlongy

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

Shlongbe

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018