shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009

Shiteerian

Someone who is shit, garbage and a trashcan.

The person we are playing against is a shiteerian.

by JackTheMongo September 14, 2018

shitseswa

Shitseswa is a luhya name meaning royalty. It originates from Butsotso land in Western part of Kenya. People named Shitseswa are introverts, leaders and foresighted ;their silence draws people close to them, wanting to know more about them. They are funny when close to people they love. They can be easily withdrawn too especially when disturbed. Being loved by a Shitseswa can be the most exciting experience ever!

We cannot have our meeting today because Miss Shitseswa is absent.

by Tsarino March 16, 2020

Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shatnerian

1) Any conspiracy theory related to a William Shatner documentary or anything accepted as canon when said by any member of the Star Trek cast (any series).
2) Any unsubstantiated urban legend accepted by the ignorant or made up on the spot when speaking to an idiot.
3) The type of personality that can make a skeptic a believer or make the legally impoverished donate thousands.

1: What kind of Shatnerian Jonathan Frakes/Leonard Nemoy crap is this?

2: You actually think I'd fall for that Shatnerian magic trick?

3: Boy, that televangelist sure loosens purses. What a Shatner!

by palex June 24, 2005