shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008

act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 27, 2005

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

by I hate frank November 11, 2021

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022