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No Shit on my Dick 

Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick 

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.