When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free April 27, 2018
by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005
Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey
by That guy over there too November 19, 2010
Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.
Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
by kilimonster March 22, 2010
When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
by Sotam April 20, 2009
An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
by Jay Wilkins January 06, 2006
A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009