shissing

To shit and piss at the same time.

Oh dude last night I had like 10 White Castle burgers with a big fucking pepsi and half hour later I was shissing like crazy while licking Concheta's vagina.

by AzienSnsation November 14, 2005

shiss

see 1.5

My shiss was horrible.

by Rob November 25, 2003

shiss

An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.

That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life

by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Shiss Bomb

A bomb comprised of both feacal matter and urine, blended and contained within a glass jar or other impact explosive container.

I owned dex's house with a monster shiss bomb.

by Wynch July 30, 2008

Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

by Har the Czar February 11, 2006

Scan-doe-shiss

Wrong, Scandalous, Grimy

I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!

by Shay Photography July 23, 2010