30 minute shit

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008

3D shit

When you take a shit and it's all thick and coming off of the toilet paper like a 3D movie.

Jon: Dude I'll ate way too much Mexican food.
Mark: You're so gonna take a 3D shit later.

by dotdot.0 June 15, 2011

360 Dog Shit

When you are skateboarding, it's a 360 spin on your tail, or a 360 kickturn on flat.

I could try a 360 ollie, but it would be more like a 360 dog shit.

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2007

3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...

Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit

by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019