The Sheriff's Office

Sheriff's Offices are important.

And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.

by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

sheriff star

Is what you call an asshole which has had anal bleaching, hence it is a 'shiny sheriff star'.

I had a brown butt hole so I got it bleached and now I have a shiny sheriff star! My boyfriend loves it.

She was so fine I polished her sheriff star.

by Pradeep July 30, 2006

Lawrence Sheriff School

Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings

Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?

by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013

Sheriff Stilinski

Everyone's favorite dad in any TV show. He is king and deserves everything. He is Stiles Stilinski's dad in Teen Wolf and is a terrible name giver (Mieczyslaw is Stiles' real name).

Sheriff Stilinski is da king.

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Lost Hills Sheriff Station

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.

Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"

by plus-size albert November 20, 2020