shatty patty

a patty of shit

wow michael, what’d u eat for dinner? that’s a huge shatty patty

by Kender Bender December 26, 2018

Jig shatty

Unintentionally pooing ass juice in your underpants while doing a jig.

Old man Jenkins did a true jig shatty after he found out he won $10 on that scratch ticket.

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 5, 2012

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

shatty fatty

When you are a lactose intolerant,ice cream loving fat man.

I am a shatty fatty.

by DaRedShatter November 9, 2017

Shatty Batty

Exactly the same as a brown badger, just with a slightly more witty and comical name

Ive got shatty batty

by Darklanky March 14, 2009

Shatty

Shatty as in past tense of shitty because that mf already been done.

Most Shatty men are broke af with a 1 1/2 chin .. .. they couldn't get that double chin.. bc they're broke .. a f .
But really, Shatty can describe any dude that is shitty from your past. Aka an ex you know too much about.

I don't want your man he looks like he's a shatty , std free clinic card carrying green member w/his busted broke ass 1 1/2 chin.

by GangstaBtch November 25, 2022