Jig shatty

Unintentionally pooing ass juice in your underpants while doing a jig.

Old man Jenkins did a true jig shatty after he found out he won $10 on that scratch ticket.

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

Jig shatty

When you sneeze and poo yourself, its the awkward cheek squeeze dance you do on the way to the bathroom to change your undergrunts.

Al Roker did the first jig shatty in the White House!

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 5, 2012

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

Shatty Batty

Exactly the same as a brown badger, just with a slightly more witty and comical name

Ive got shatty batty

by Darklanky March 14, 2009

shatty fatty

When you are a lactose intolerant,ice cream loving fat man.

I am a shatty fatty.

by DaRedShatter November 9, 2017

shatty cathy

When you clearly need to go #2, and every passing moment prior to doing so results in a steady stream of heinous farts.

**rapid gross farting noises**

Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife

by Thescottlorenzo March 22, 2021