Jig shatty

When you sneeze and poo yourself, its the awkward cheek squeeze dance you do on the way to the bathroom to change your undergrunts.

Al Roker did the first jig shatty in the White House!

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

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Jig shatty

Unintentionally pooing ass juice in your underpants while doing a jig.

Old man Jenkins did a true jig shatty after he found out he won $10 on that scratch ticket.

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

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shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 04, 2012

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shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches

Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 25, 2005

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