Shattapottamus

An individual who is always running to the toilet with explosive crapping power, which means that anybody else in the house will hear him or her blowing ass in the other room. A shattapottamus will shit him or herself if they don't get to the bathroom quickly because of severe stomach cramps that creates his or her explosive crapping power. This individual can create a stench in the bathroom that will peel the paint or wall paper off of the wall.

Q: Have you ever noticed that Trey is always running to the bathroom several times a day?

A: Yeah Trey is a shattapottamus because he has the most explosive crapping power I have ever seen because I can hear him blowing ass in the other room, which creates a stench that will clear a room quickly.

by Funny Guy 77 July 18, 2011

Shattany

When Shittany are finally so sick of each other they break up and loathe one another, The aftermath of Shittany.

Shattany had a good run but we know Shittany wasn’t going to last forever. It was just some Summer Lovins’.

by Sloth Juice August 24, 2020

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Shatta

A middle eastern chilli sauce or relish made with hot red chillis, garlic, parsley, coriander and cumin.

I love koshari with macaroni and loads of shatta.

by Rodink September 8, 2011

shatta

gangster, or at least a person who think their gangster

i saw this shatta on da corner i just busted out laffin. Told him u just a wannabe.

by gjkidd January 11, 2008

Shattat

when somebody poops on you and then you get a tattoo of it.

I wish i had a shattat. :(" "Hold on, i need to poop anyways.

by huffcat July 14, 2011

shaftaphone

When your cock is shaped like a 🎷

Would lile to suck on my shaftaphone

by Shaftaphone October 3, 2018