The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
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-adaptable and creative in responding to new situation
-polite, adventurous, beautiful and gentle
- appears quite to strangers but to friends you are loud and wild
-seeking adventure happiness wherever and whenever
- loyal to friends and speak their minds
-extremely dedicated and intelligent
-Strong willed and athletic
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A breakdown of "Saturday and Sunday" which compromises the two days of a traditional working or school weekend.
by Theonebman December 19, 2009
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by shamsa October 20, 2008
Get the shamsa mug.Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
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Get the shagster mug.The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
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