sexortunity

Having the opportunity to have sex

I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!

by JGay December 6, 2010

Sexbird

A person who searches near and far for sex,no commitment just sex.

That sexbird was would fly across the whole Atlantic for some booty.

by USARMY13m December 20, 2014

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

by flobblers November 17, 2009

SeXbox LIVE

People that use Xbox LIVE as a means of having "sex". More simply, a synonym for cybering.

SeXbox LIVE: Move over Disney World! The NEW Happiest Place on Earth!

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

sexbot

a machine that lures you to websites that butt rapes your wallet . usually preprogramed to respond to dirty words.

sexbot: hey cutie wanna chat
johnny: fuck you bitch
sexbot: call me a bitch
johnny: your a certified cunt
sexbot: fuck my cunt
johnny: your a annoying backstabbing cockstabbing manwhore.
sexbot: cum visit me at my website and make sure you have a credit card so they know your not a kid.
johnny: *block*

by umc1991 September 16, 2011

sexbottery

1. the define, or architecture, of boundary swell at the little feet and/or human-sized sex organs, applied to attitude, visitude, or moral stance, vis-a-visual real or perceived mechanical meat and motion

2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive

3. cybersexery

"...harassed less violently because I am at least visually conforming to expectation of sexbottery"
- random quote pulled from Google

"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"

by dsimms February 5, 2008